Le Web 2.0 dans ta gueule
Vous vous souvenez de la Zone Interdite sur M6 au sujet des otakus ? Nous avions mollement protesté/nié, marmonnant que “nous” n’étions pas tous “comme ça”, que c’était de la critique facile, digne de la trash-TV qu’est devenue la télé française, j’en passe et des meilleures. En fait, ce fut surtout l’occasion de saliver sur une gamine de 15 ans cosplayée en maid dans le métro parisien et de se payer une bonne tranche de rigolade devant les lobotomisées fans de J-Rock avec un poster du Roi Lion entre deux affiches de Dir En Grey. Puis, tel Cthulhu, nous sommes retournés dormir. Nos lymphocytes savent éviter les waponais et nous avons bien conscience que ce “reportage” n’aurait qu’une influence mineure sur la réputation déjà bien salopée des fans de japanime.
Dimanche soir, lors de l’hebdomadaire session IRC, un lien vers un blog atterrit dans la conversation, sans explication, comme ça. On se fiche de savoir qui l’a posté ou qui l’a pointé pendant la discussion ; cette absence d’identité est importante pour la suite de cette petite histoire. Le blog en question était écrit par une demoiselle qui tient manifestement une association regroupant des fans de rock japonais alternativo-gothico-obscur, une musique que je n’écoute pas et dont tout le monde se fout. Ladite présidente d’assoce parlait d’une interview publiée sur son site, arguant que le texte lui revenait, que le méchant voleur avait été viré, et se vantait à demi-mot de s’être fait le batteur dudit groupe. En bref, l’archétype de la chieuse égocentrique qui n’hésite pas à effacer les commentaires sur son blog qui n’abondent pas dans son sens.
Mais l’internet 2.0 étant ce qu’il est, il fallait quand même remédier à ce vaste étalage de connerie. Inutile de se demander de quel droit je revendique l’autorité de “remédier” à cela : c’est le principe même du Web Deupoinzéro. Il n’y a plus de toi ou de moi, juste un grand nous, une connaissance et une conscience collectives, un savoir commun. On se fiche que ce soit Pierre ou Paul qui a écrit 20 pages sur Wikipedia à propos de la théorie de la relativité, l’important étant uniquement l’information. Comment avoir une opinion propre quand on demande à des anonymes si faire un enfant ou acheter un jeu vidéo à 60 € est une bonne idée ? Il n’y a pas de hiérarchie ou d’autorité ; tout au plus une méritocratie, et même cette dernière est contestable à bien des égards. Tout ça pour dire que l’anarchie de l’anonymat encourage tout aussi également les comportements débiles et intelligents ; dans un cas, parce qu’on ne craint pas pour sa réputation, et dans l’autre, parce qu’on se fiche de cette dernière. 4chan et Wikipedia sont deux exemples flagrants de cet anonymat.
Bref, les membres présents ce soir-là décidèrent d’administrer un bon coup de règle sur le bout des doigts de la demoiselle, pour l’encourager à ne pas jouer les prétenchieuses castratrices et lui faire comprendre que personne en ce bas monde ne pouvait tolérer un tel niveau de stupidité sur un sujet aussi futile. Nous avions conscience que cette action était vaine et serait probablement effacée sans être lue par notre cible, mais cet espoir d’éradiquer un exemplaire de waponaise pur sucre “comme on en voit sur M6″ fut suffisant pour éveiller l’esprit de ruche.
En une heure, une centaine de commentaires furent postés. Et plus de 230 en deux heures.
Le résultat de ce raid est quand même sauvegardé ici, mais sachez qu’il y en a pour presque un mégaoctet de texte. Pour quel résultat ? Franchement, plutôt positif. Car au lieu de “modérer” ces commentaires négatifs, la demoiselle a également effacé l’article incriminé, sans même poster un autre article pour se plaindre du bon coup de réglette ainsi administré. Bien joué, mademoiselle, et bravo à toi, esprit de ruche. Comme quoi, le Web Deupoinzéro, ça marche.
posté le 13.02.2007 à 23:58 par ratonlaveur – Categorie: General
Commentaires
Nerro a écrit:
Roooooh, c’est quand meme vite parti en free flood bidon cette histoire… C’en est même pas drole…
14.02.2007 00:35
Anonymous a écrit:
U FAIL
Non, vraiment. Cette pouffe méritait certainement son sort, mais sortir un dechainement de memes, mêmes pas related, comme des gamins, c’est assez faible.
je te croyais plus fort que ça, Raton-laveur.
14.02.2007 00:47
Nix a écrit:
Ouais, c’est marrant, ça me fait penser au net quand il se mêle de politique:
en 2004, j’ai vu millitants virtuels du FN et de la LCR pourrir une bonne partie du net avec leurs partouzes de branlette intellectuelle (avec une obstination quasi-professionnelle pour le frontistes).
Cette année ça a recommencé avec la gueguerre entre no-life du PS et no-life de l’UMP.
Donc déjà, vous ressemblez à des militants virtuels à la foie trop feignasse pour se bouger le cul et distribuer des tracts, assez pleutres pour pas oser dire d’où ils sortent, et assez débiles pour se réver super-notable de la morkitue parce qu’ils font mumuse avec leur clavier, autant dire que la comparaison est pas flateuse.
Et surtout le fait de se dire que puisqu’on est peinard derrière sont ordinateur, on risque pas de voir sa cible prendre le hachoir de mémé pour débarquer au prochain épitanime avec l’idée de faire du hentai gore en live sur le raton et sa bande. Cette impression de sécurité nettienne qui autorise à faire n’importe quoi, y compris pourrir la vie de quelqu’un, sous prétexte qu’on le trouve con, comme ça, pour le feunne: c’est pas de l’esprit de rûche, c’est de l’esprit d’ado branleur redoublant sa 4ème qui se met en meute autour du gamin fraîchement arrivé avec 1 an d’avance et 25 kilos au compteur, histoire de tirer plaisir en lui arrachant des larmes, le genre de comportement qui donne envie d’aller donner l’élysée et la bombe H à Ségolène en espérant qu’elle applique son programme façon hard en envoyant les chieurs qui voyagent en ruche à l’armée façon soldat US ex-maton pervers viré pour faute grave et shooté aux dernières drogues excitantes High-Tech.
14.02.2007 01:46
Echzechiel a écrit:
Et donc le “groupe” c’est ça : http://yasashii-sora.info/p… ?
OMFG si vous me passez l’expression.
14.02.2007 01:46
Rataime a écrit:
J’ai raté une invasion, j’en pleure encore.
N’empêche, certains n’ont fait aucun efforts de dissimulation :
“maid for the win !
longue vie aux maids !”
Hein A**x ?
14.02.2007 02:23
Anthony a écrit:
Ya des ascii Art assez balèzes.
14.02.2007 02:27
Heruya a écrit:
Il faut reconnaître une choses : elle a le mérite de ne pas avoir un skyblog! (bien que le contenu de son blog n’en soit, somme toute, pas si différent)
Quand au flood, cela lui a peut être donné une lesson, mais si l’article et les commentaires étaient restés en ligne, cela aurait sans doute été plus profitable dans votre combat contre ce genre de choses (quoique cela était moins problable que ce qui est arrivé…)
14.02.2007 03:56
Axel Terizaki a écrit:
Rataime: alors d’abord, c’est Axel…
Et ensuite dimanche soir j’étais pas sur le chan à ce moment là, avec tout ce qui se passe dans Eve Online en ce moment (guerre globale) j’étais bien occupé ce week-end 
14.02.2007 08:09
Makura a écrit:
“Et surtout le fait de se dire que puisqu’on est peinard derrière sont ordinateur, on risque pas de voir sa cible prendre le hachoir de mémé pour débarquer au prochain épitanime avec l’idée de faire du hentai gore en live sur le raton et sa bande.”
Ami lecteur, cette phrase contient en elle-même sa contradiction, sauras-tu la trouver ?
14.02.2007 09:13
Etsilihin a écrit:
j’aurais pas du rater la session IRC…ca m’apprendra
14.02.2007 09:26
-_-_-_- a écrit:
… Vous avez trouvé un adversaire à votre niveau. gg?
14.02.2007 11:26
roxnin a écrit:
lol le gros flood XDDDDDD dégouté d’avoir raté ça…
14.02.2007 11:31
Xellos a écrit:
Mouais.
Super un flood sans le moindre contenu (ah si les 3 premières réponses).
On s’amuse comme on peut à ce que je vois. Certains écrivent des posts sans intéret d’autres s’amusent à ça.
Pourquoi pas.
14.02.2007 12:07
Mdt a écrit:
Ce flood n’est pas bidon.
Il a une valeur illustrative, pointant du doigt l’essence même du web 2.0 et le tournant en dérision.
Quiconque peut donner son avis sur un article. Certes. Mais au fond, le commentaire n’est qu’un miroir dans lequel se regarde souvent l’auteur du site.
Ce reflet est doux. Le nombre de commentaire montre la popularité du site, ce qui est un premier pas (l’important, ce n’est pas d’être aimé ou detesté, mais d’être connu), et le contenu permet de flatter l’égo fletri des proprietaires de ces sites, qui sont souvent des personnes seules, sans potes, avec des gouts de chiotte (ici la wapaziq).
Mais ceux ci peuvent être contrôlés. Pour polir ce miroir de leur âme, ils n’hésitent pas à contrôler les commentaires en modifiant ceux qui ne conviennent pas. Attitude gamine de drama queen, comme ce post cité par Raton.
Et c’est là, dans ce cas précis, que la punition légitime devient le flood de memes 4chaniens : 4chan est précisément l’antithèse diabolique, le rever de la médaille honteux de ce web 2.0 tant glorifié. En tant que nemesis, il a le pouvoir de punir.
Ce flood est donc symbolique, il représente la colère de tous ceux qui voient chaque jour internet devenir une poubelle remplie de teenagers débiles qui ne savent pas coder une limite de com’ mais disent maitriser le php.
Loi du Talion, loi du Raton.
Et immense fou rire.
Quand à l’anonymat, il est nul, vu que le premier com’ vient de Raton, le second de moi, et que cet article confirme les auteurs.
Longcat is lonnnnnng!
14.02.2007 12:12
chuchunain a écrit:
le flood, quelque soit la raison, c’est assez pitoyable. c’est de la censure finalement, même si ce n’était pas désiré. vous en avez trop fait, vous perdez l’effet escompté, même si Mdt tu tentes de tout justifier, je n’y crois pas. c’est digne de narutard ce comportement.
14.02.2007 14:12
codak a écrit:
bof tousa tousa…
c’est un peu petit comme réaction raton…
à la limite, sur le coup cela devait être marrant à faire, mais pas besoin de t’en vanter non?
14.02.2007 14:56
Hervé a écrit:
+100 avec le précédent. Si Raton était constructif, le reste des comm’ est au niveau de l’auteur de ce blog, une nana un peu paumée qui exprime son mal-être dans sa passion dévorante pour le Japon, sans percevoir les côtés négatifs de la culture Nippone – car il y en a un bon paquet, et la plupart ici en son conscient (aller, citons dans l’ordre, du charcutage des baleines aux négationnismes des crimes de 1937 (jusque dans les programmes scolaires), en passant par le taux de suicide, d’alcoolisme et de dépression en hausse constante…
Me consterne de voir des gosses de 12 ans déclarer et percevoirle Japon comme un paradis).
Même si les ado ne rêvent que d’asie (alors qu’en face, c’est l’inverse, USA, et vieux continent plus libertaire font recette), je ne pense donc pas que flooder comme cela soit efficace.
Je pense qu’exposer ainsi sur le net ses états d’âme, ses désirs, ses frustrations les regarde après tout, ces internautes… c’est un peu moins malsain que de se shooter à la colle forte ou de faire une tentative de suicide avec un couteau à beurre !
En général, cela passe plus ou moins vite… Je suis certain que ceux de ma génération qui ont connu le Club Dorothée ne juraient à l’époque du collège que par les mangas que l’on nous passait à l’époque.
J’en ai revu certains 10 ans plus tard gràce au net, j’ai encore le rouge de la honte aux joues en me disant “putain, perdu des mois de ma vie avec cette merde !” Chacun grandit, et se construit. Laissons lui le temps de se construire, à cette blogueuse dans son monde – comme d’autres – en espérant que le syndrôme de Peter Pan ne touche pas cette génération “manga” qui parfois cache une belle brochette de branleurs.
Une preuve, au fait, de l’effet maid : beaucoup de jeunes filles de l’archipel qui affectionnent ces fringues s’imaginent que cela vient de France, qu’en gros, à un époque, ces fringues existaient et étaient portées, alors que c’est un non sens historique. Les soubrettes ou domestiques ne portaient pas cela !). En gros, on reçoit un retour de baton déformé d’une vision déformée, comme l’architecture néo-renaissance (àchier, c’est pire que le rococo) qui fait fureur aux states chez les nouveaux riches actuels… Bourdieu serait encore de ce monde, il serait content de passer à la moulinette ces comportements.
Sincèrement, et continue tes fines analyses qui me font bien marrer,
Hervé.
14.02.2007 15:04
Fl4v1en a écrit:
Mouarf, si c’est pas du 4chanIsme.
Z’etiez oblige de la flooder comme ca ?
Z’auriez pus essayer un facon moin envahissante, par la discussion.
Mais franchement, abuse les long cat is lonng.
14.02.2007 15:15
Hervé a écrit:
Je revois une chose dans ce que j’ai dis… On se rapproche du syndrôme de Peter Pan, la demoiselle ayant dépassé les deux décades de son existence, étant vraissemblablement de bonne famille – car personnellement, à son âge, mon CV faisait trois pages pour cause d’expériences professionelles variées depuis mes 16 ans (Et non, mes parents n’étaient pas riches !). Reste sa passion qui devient dévorante, et une culture qui est celle des chevaux de courses : avec des oeillères.
-_-” ! Sora’s business on Google, friends.
http://yasashii-sora.info/
14.02.2007 15:47
Mdt a écrit:
objections!
- au niveau de l’objectif, réussite totale. Il ne s’agissait pas de convaincre ou de raisonner, mais de faire supprimer ce texte pitoyable tout en se payant une belle tranche de rire.
- au niveau des moyens : la pensée “web 2.0 correcte” est idiote. Les commentaires reflètent le niveau général d’un article. Si, ici, les commentaires sont globalement de bon niveau, c’est grace à la qualité des articles de raton. Il eut été inutile d’aligner des commentaires intelligents sur le blog de la demoiselle. Parce que petit un, elle ne les aurait ni lu, ni compris, petit deux, c’eut été une perte de temps, petit trois, il s’agit ici d’exprimer une vindicte populaire semblable aux émotions paysannes de l’ancien régime, et non une quelconque action éducative sans portée ni effet.
Au fond, il s’agit donc de pousser de façon perverse la logique du web 2.0, gigantesque fumisterie, comme peut le faire 4chan, qui détourne le principe au travers de l’anonymat érigé en dogme.
Le flood n’est donc ici que justifié et intelligent. Ce n’est pas un flood aveugle, mais au contraire un flood qui assume la coté sous culturel de l’otakisme, prenant ainsi le contrepied du wapanisme qui érige cette sous culture dévoyée et pervertie en modèle de vie et de comportement. Semblable au fond au chatiment divin du déluge, seuls seront sauvés des eaux du flood 4chanesque les blogs-créatures utiles à l’avancement de la grande tortue A’Tuin, qui se meut, quoi qu’on en dise.
Notez que même ici, le point godwin de l’otakisme est atteint : l’insulte suprème de narutard. C’est bas.
–
Bon, sérieusement, on s’est tapé un immense délire, et l’article de raton sert de mémoire pour les personnes présentes. A ne pas prendre au sérieux, quoi.
De même mes justifications sont à moitié délirantes, strictement pour l’amour de la connerie réthorique, de l’argumentation volage, car il ne faut pas oublier l’essentiel, la moral profonde de cette triste histoire, que je tente de mettre en exergue dans tous mes commentaires. Une maxime venant du subconscient collectif de tout otaku, remontant à travers les âges de l’animation japoniaise :
Long cat is 2^infinite.
(Voire 3. Ca se discute.)
14.02.2007 15:58
ratonlaveur a écrit:
Parce que tous ceux qui ont posté avaient bien conscience qu’en faisant un commentaire bien écrit et argumenté, ce dernier ne se ferait pas effacer. Ben voyons.
“Je pense qu’exposer ainsi sur le net ses états d’âme [...] c’est un peu moins malsain que [...] de faire une tentative de suicide avec un couteau à beurre !”
Et ensuite, on a droit aux émissions sur M6 avec le résultat qu’on sait. Le suicide au couteau à beurre : Darwin l’aurait souhaité ainsi.
14.02.2007 16:11
Poshu a écrit:
Encore que, longcat is long c’est follement constructif.
14.02.2007 16:48
pbsaffran a écrit:
>Les soubrettes ou domestiques ne portaient pas cela !
Si si. Même maintenant.
D’ailleurs, c’est l’origine de “la soubrette” (la position sexuelle) mais ça ce n’est pas une histoire pour un blog public.
>4chan est précisément l’antithèse diabolique,
>le rever de la médaille honteux de ce web 2.0 tant glorifié.
>En tant que nemesis, il a le pouvoir de punir.
C’est plus une perte de temps qu’une punition. Et franchement, légitimiser quoi ce soit en rapport avec 4chan, c’est au mieux un concept très bizarre.
En même temps, je n’ai toujours pas compris le pourquoi de ce flood. Ni même le principe du langage XML. (le lien était instructif, une fois de plus, raton, bravo!)
Même si j’ai bien rigolé en lisant les 20 premiers commentaires, et surtout les 3 derniers longcat. Mais bon, c’est mon côté 2c…
14.02.2007 19:13
Nix a écrit:
«mes justifications sont à moitié délirantes, strictement pour l’amour de la connerie réthorique, de l’argumentation volage»
Ça c’est typique: rhétorique foireuse balancée au premier degré, suivie d’un “mais c’était pour riiiiiiiiiire”
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«il s’agit ici d’exprimer une vindicte populaire semblable aux émotions paysannes de l’ancien régime, et non une quelconque action éducative sans portée ni effet.»
Ou alors plutôt une action façon syndicalistes FNSEA qui vont saccager les locaux de l’état avant d’aller manger des petits fours à la réunion des notables paysans -_- Là on a un la FOSRL (Fédération Otakesque des Suiveurs du Raton-Laveur) qui fair à peut près la même chose…
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« Notez que même ici, le point godwin de l’otakisme est atteint : l’insulte suprème de narutard. C’est bas.»
Sauf que de la même manière que le point Godwin ne compte pas quand on est face à un négationiste, le point du Narutard ne compte pas quand on est face à un groupe de floodeurs.
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Plus sérieusement, quand je pense que certains se sont plaints quand l’editotaku a été pris d’assaut après que le Raton se soit énervé contre les fansubbers français (Naaaaaaaaan, les crétins attaaaaaques, on se fait piquer notre havre de paix où on peut parler de la dernière série usinée de mechas comme s’il s’agissait du dernier film indépendant Turkmène sponsorisé par Télérama), et que par la suite ils ont eu le même comportement sous prétexte qu’ils se jugeaient plus futés qu’une blogueuse quelconque…
14.02.2007 19:16
Kaede a écrit:
le coup des maids, c’était moi
ah ah ah !!
14.02.2007 19:27
Mdt a écrit:
Nix, tu ne sembles tous simplement pas comprendre l’état d’esprit particulier des sessions dominicales.
Je te propose donc de nous rejoindre ce dimanche et de juger par toi même.
Globalement, je trouve que tu prends un peu trop au sérieux toute cette histoire, or, je suis tout sauf sérieux quand je cliques sur le lien amenant chez le père laveur.
Si vis floodem, para hentai.
14.02.2007 19:43
Fl4v1en a écrit:
Mdt, y en penserais quoi tes eleves si ils te voyait ?
14.02.2007 19:49
Mdt a écrit:
Rah, Fl4v1en, je suis ici incognito. Si Raton ou Keul pouvait éditer ton com’, il serait bien aimable.
14.02.2007 20:41
Shikaze a écrit:
Nan, faut pas le trahir le pauvre Mdt. Si il se fait chopper, à qui vais-je faire prendre de grande crise cardiaque avec mes liens H sur les ***** ? (censuré pour cause de non-délationnisme)
Et Nix, ceci étant dit, on se plaint du fait que l’édito se fasse flooder de temps à autres, oui. Mais remarque que, à la différence de la petite dame, les écrits restent, et que aussi bien le raton que les habitués discutent avec les flooders.
Et bon, vu la dérive channiene (4,7,12,420,guro, etc…) effectuée par le chan, il est normal qu’on assiste à un flood composé de quelques commentaires, mais surtout de l’esprit 4chan en force.
IT’S AWWWWWRIGHT !!
14.02.2007 21:09
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
*FA also may stand for FurAffinity =^_^=*
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FAs, or Fat Admirers, are people who like fatties. I mean, really like fatties. And not just overweight people, I mean morbidly obese fatties.
Subclasses of FAs can be found in almost every fandom, churning out horrible fiction and photoshops of “what Hermione would look like 13 months pregnant”.
Also many people believe FAs *ONLY* like fat women. This is not true. They only pretend to like obese women because they themselves are so fat and ugly that they could never hope to find love with a normal woman.
People who get off on feeding people until they are so fat they can’t move, as well as those who get off on being fed in such a way.
Feeders are monsters, and often rape and kill young babies for the purposes of feeding them to their hideously obese slave-women. They hate black people, Jews and America and many of them are nazis or communists. Society’s attitudes towards them reflect their nature as irredeemable bastards who will burn in Hell when the Day of Judgment comes.
Inflation Art, or Expansion Art, is horrible artwork done by *FAs*, and usually consists of drawings of inflated females, usually anime characters or furries. Please note that Inflation artists invariably:
Are male *”psychology students”*.
13 to 40 years of age.
Have a terrible, corny sense of humor.
Will compare you to Hitler when you try to argue with them.
Have a rather low I.Q.
Inflation Art can be found in a variety of places, including DeviantART, but they are not above skimming through hours of regular media to find 8 seconds of unintentional expansion-themed footage.
Thank you for taking the time to read this article. I hope it has brought some understanding as to why this is such a fucked up fetish.
*P.S: Please forgive the lack of sources from which we obtained our information, as all sources wish to remain anonymous. We didn’t make any of this shit up or anything like that.*
Their crappy website.
Their faggy forums.
14.02.2007 23:50
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
According to H2K2 staff, Gweeds is a hacker activist (not a hactivist) and wants to be your friend! This is a secret code meaning he really wants to rape your sister. Gweeds is a self-proclaimed blackhat, an employee of rotten.com, and someone who has managed to piss off everyone that exists on every IRC network.
Gweeds navigated from a relationship with a girl who eventually got a restraining order against him for pulling a knife on her to hepkitten. While in a supposedly monogamous relationship with hep, he cheated on her to commit rape. The victim pressed charges against gweeds, and hep dumped him. He went crazy, and what followed was several months of obsessive stalker behavior and emo IRC logs. Just as the drama became old meme, it culminated in one final bit of lulz as gweeds slept with some slut to make hep feel jealous and ended up catching teh herpes.
Suicidal, depressed, and ridden with sexually transmitted diseases, gweeds eventually settled on a fat whore of a girlfriend. Even fatter than dancerkel. Her power animal is a lard-guzzling hippo.
The kittens.jpg image is rumored to have been shot during h2k2. The subject is gweeds pre-herpes contraction and post riding the red tide. It is used to troll unsuspecting ircers and often given out when ircboys ask hep for jpgz after discovering she is a girl. It’s main home is at inkee.org.
Gweeds’ livejournal
An idiotic article about gweeds in The Register
14.02.2007 23:50
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
A *vanity search*, also known as *ego-surfing*, is typing one’s own name into a search engine, usually Google, to find out how often and where they are mentioned. Often used by attention whores to find out if they are e-loved, and by assholes who think any mention of their IRL name is copyright infringement or some shit.
Any search of one’s real name will reveal that the people who share your name are, almost exclusively, sweaty, bearded retards.
Chuck Dowling
Usagi Kou
Derek Smart
Deale Navidson
Googlism
14.02.2007 23:50
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
Victoria4usa is a staunch conservative who is especially passionate about traditional womens’ roles. She burst onto the LJ political scene late in 2004, with her first of several now-famous, highly controversial posts in conservatism about how society and women should be. After taking the conservative forum by storm, she quickly made friends, and settled into the role of what we can only call the loveable airhead. Conservatives quickly point to her college degree and claim that she says such ridiculous things precisely because she can, and libs must admit, it’s tough to name anyone else who garners the amount of comments she receives. Victoria herself wanted an MRS degree instead of her BS and be what feminists call a “domestic slave”.
Despite being a little vacant of thought, victoria4usa heads up a few LJ communities, a couple of which look mighty suspicious. Judging by her train of reasoning (or lack thereof), LJ liberals expect any damage from Vic and her fan-club warriors to be minimal.
Due to her refusal to friend liberals, it’s difficult to determine much about her romantic or sexual history, though she does appear to be single– for now. She does have a rather questionable crop of tongue-wagging con-boys at her fingertips, so only time will tell. She’s been rumored to have a crush on one Eric Beltt, though she does receive a good bit of attention from fro0tlo0p (whose own recent split from rant_about_cons heartthrob lancerboi has fueled these rumors).
Victoria4Usa is probably best known for her most recent post regarding the wussiness of liberal athletes, which accumulated over 700 comments. You may also find her attempting to prove via her modelling photos that “Republican girls are hotter.” She almost resembles Ann Coulter.
Victoria’s appearance on LJDrama
Turns out Victoria4usa was a troll all along, controlled by the Invisible Hand.
She now has her own colorbar much like amalea once had, except it links up to her expository article regarding ssidhu82 and fro0tlo0p.
Victoria’s infamous colorbar
Victoria confesses her experience of a Mormon service
Victoria4usa has another LJ account under the name of yellow_finch
Victoria4usa also had a LJ account under the name of cdaae13
admits to being cdaae13
picture of Victoria4usa
another real picture of Victoria4usa
See also: Latest LJDrama post, 2-14-05, Vapid twat, bad driver, Belt0033, fro0tlo0p, ssidhu82, :SUBTLE HINT ALERT::, Mormon Mastermind, Invisible Hand
14.02.2007 23:50
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
*R@ygold* is an infamous pedophile the FBI hasn’t caught yet, but believe it or not, he’s actually said to be a pretty chill guy IRL. Type in his name on a P2P app like Limewire, and you will be bombarded with his amateur videos of him fucking underage girls, but plz be advised: The Man is never in the mood for your bullshit, asshole.
Child Porn
Limewire
Click here to search for r@ygold on google. (baaaaaaad idea)
14.02.2007 23:50
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
Welcome to the *Zombo.com* article on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
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Zombo.com
Zombo.com for people with crappy browsers
14.02.2007 23:50
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
A flame war that takes place in a thread that has not seen any activity in the past sixty days. This works best on forums like The Daily Show Experience that automatically bump a thread to the top of the list as soon as it receives a comment. This feature allows a thread to be resurrected to headline status indefinitely, prolonging lulz-worthy drama for years.
Sound strategy is to flame your victim into a crispy pile of smoking ashes, then lurk for two or three days. As soon as your opponent shows signs of reviving, taunt him by resurrecting the old thread. Do this five or six dozen times — resurrections are not shy. If questioned, claim you feel the discussion holds important questions that you are burning to have resolved. Each protest and reply will once again bump the thread to the top of the forum list, furthering your goal of pwning the entire group and driving your opponent stark raving mad.
Extreme resurrection involves filling the entire front page of a forum with old threads, each of which features your opponents’ idiocy. All members of the forum will protest loudly, which adds to the entertaiment value.
I knew you couldn’t support your argument.
You’re still a limp-dicked wanker.
So you admit I’m right.
Troll
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14.02.2007 23:50
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
The only thing America really has going for it. Srsly.
Icee
Squishee
14.02.2007 23:51
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
1 What it is
1.1 How it Began
1.2 How It Will Work
1.3 Information
2 People Involved
2.1 Pedo-Haters
2.2 Pedo-Fags
On an as of now uncertain day, ED will raid sexual offenders’ telephones by use of Skype. All conversations will be recorded and very lulz worthy. We will survive.
Well, in fact, it is still beginning. More updates to come.
We will use the sex offender registry to find addresses of convicted sex offenders, look on whitepages.com and get their phone numbers. Then we shall use Skype to call them; lulz worthy conversations will ensue.
irc://irc.bantown.com/epic
As with every great plan, there must be people involved in positive and negative ways, here is a list of both. Embrace your Manifest Destiny.
The people who make this possible: (add your name here if it belongs)
THE bzuber
iamdaniel
bombuzal
CO3
The people who detest the idea because they’re afraid that they will get a call.
V0dka (Yes, everyone knows that your name is v0dka, not V0dka.)
Everyone at 12chan
Wikipedia
Mark Foley
14.02.2007 23:51
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
San Fransico is famous for its gay and being the center of California’s homosexual loving status. It’s expensive, full of yuppies, goths, and wannabe artists. Burning Man started here, as if that were anything to be proud of. San Francisco also holds one of the largest LSD supplies.
It’s pretty, but has the same problems as Los Angeles: nice exterior, but not much depth. At least the air is breathable.
San Francisco is home to the Golden Gate Bridge, which is the most popular bridge in the world. That is, if you want to jump off a bridge and kill yourself. Remember that when you’re planning your next trip and/or suicide. If you want to see the most famous bridge in the world, you are on the wrong side of the country, as the Brooklyn Bridge is in New York.
San Francisco is usually somewhat over-extended to include the entire San Francisco Gay Area, which encompasses at least three distinct areas:
*San Francisco Proper*: The city of San Francisco is culturally and artistically amazing, especially when you consider the small size of the city. This is probably due to all the gay there. Like any major urban area, the city is full of hipsters, but the ones in SF are especially annoying because they think because the city is artistic they must be too. Overall though, San Francisco is cultured and a nice place to hang out. Despite what hepkitten may tell you, Brisbane is not a part of San Francisco.
*The South Bay*:
Roughly extending from Redwood City down to San Jose, the South Bay is a cultural wasteland and a large suburb to San Francisco. Except for the $1,000,000 you’ll pay for a home, there’s nothing to distinguish any of the South Bay from the suburbs of any other major city. Note that this area also includes what is sometimes referred to as the Peninsula, to some people, to others the Peninsula is a separate region. The Peninsula is most of San Mateo County. It extends roughly down to the area below Palo Alto.
*The East Bay*:
Oakland and the surrounding area is much like San Francisco proper, except a bit more suburban, a bit cheaper, and with a bit more murder. Oakland is also the home of the Black Panthers. Berkeley is famous for being home to all the bitter liberals that have been pissed off since Nixon was elected. While Oakland is sometimes jealous of San Francisco, the East Bay has a surprising amount of arts, culture, and fun without ever having to cross the bridge to San Francisco. Also, the East Bay has a great view of beautiful San Francisco, while San Francisco has a view of Oakland. Also also, Beast in Pig Latin is East Bay, so it must be cool.
*Fisherman’s Wharf*:
The northern waterfront area of San Francisco from Ghirardelli Square or Van Ness Street, ass pirates descend from ships and rape young boys like Catholic priests. The villagers live in constant fear of the local pirate population. The intro video of ABC’s Full House features Fisherman’s Wharf, with scenes of Bob Faget.
*The North Bay*:
Also known as Marin county, the richest per-capita county in America, or “utter shit.” The North Bay is the only part of the Bay Area with no BART, primarily because they care more about property values and keeping out “undesirable influences” than the integrity of the community. The people who live in Marin are either ex-hippies with a lot of money (usually from real estate) who want to fuck over black people without having to deal with them, their entitled children, or (most recently) successful members of Generation X who are only seen in public pregnant, with a stroller, and a latte from Starbucks. Unless you’re willing to put down $30 for a 75 minute folk show starting at 6:30, there’s nothing to do within the county limits but crystal meth or psychosis. Every teenager who grew up in Marin wants to move to Europe.
*The Coastside*:
To the south of San Francisco proper, even below South San Francisco, lies Pacifica. The coastside extends from there all the way down to an interesting hybrid hippie/hickville called Half Moon Bay. Don’t be fooled though: the city of Half Moon Bay and all the little minor towns to the north of it are unbearably dull and the only decent thing to ever come from there was a fuckload of meth. Pacifica, which has a closer proximity to the actual city, is less dull and has more blacks. Actually, most KKK meetings have more blacks than Half Moon Bay does.
hepkitten
crayolacrime
cj_
jb
twid
jej
flata
JWZ
Brad Fitzpatrick
billf
whitaker
aempirei
andrewpants
paco650
revmischa
pdx6
JacksonBrown
Homosexuals
14.02.2007 23:51
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
*Foshata* was allegedly a form of entertainment, although this fact has been disputed by many. Since the American entertainment industry is currently run by Scientologists, others argue that this exclusion is a positive thing.
Foshatas were Japanese commercials, which have spaces to add fake subtitles. These are then filled in by Foshatists. The site is now defunct as of January 2007
1 About Foshata
2 Foshata Blanks
2.1 The one with the girl on a phone
2.2 The japanese family
2.3 The one with the chicks in windows
2.4 The office scene
2.5 The hermaphrodite being banged up the ass
2.6 Your mom
3 External links
Foshatists are an enigma. They are either Racist Haters of Japan, or Japanophiles. Although they have no discernible writing skills, they take great pride in criticizing others for their lack of aforementioned ability, and of voting “good” or “bad” depending on their mood, and whether or not they got laid that day (they didn’t). The second best way to piss off a foshatist is to write with poor grammar, and the best way is to criticize his/her’s- Oh, let’s be fully honest here, it’s definitely “his”, as women don’t engage in this sort of behavior. If you want to pick up chicks, go to a disco. In 1977.
The typical foshata talks about WoW. It also isn’t very funny. But if you look hard enough, you can definitely find some diamonds in the rough. And if you think you can do better, go for it, you noob. Because I am going to vote your ass down so fast…I mean you should definitely check it out.
Sashes have a prominent place in foshatas, although no one seems to know why. There has been talk of foshata cosplay, but since no one will admit to being a part of this discussion, it has gone no further as of yet.
Other topics include Rape, abortion, pedophilia, incest, unwarranted self-importance, taking it in the ass and your mother. Yes, they talk about various aspects of your mother’s body and sexual proclivities on foshata.com, so it would be in your best interest to go check it out immediately.
There isn’t really a word for the commercials that are raped by Foshata users, so from now on they are called “blanks” refering to the minds of those creating them. The Foshata website offers at least 100 different commercials, but doesn’t supply them with names, so these are categorised by vague descriptions.
This one line Foshata blank allows for a variety of Foshata, ranging from witty puns about one’s mother to ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US !?![1]. The expression on the girl’s face really does fit with many different situations. This was used in the first foshata on the new site.[2]
Not even devoted Foshatists can find anything funny with anything done with this one.
Scientists have yet to discover what the hell they are on about, so here is some random shit with lesbians.
Some guy says something to some other guy and then some 16 year old Japanese schoolgirl comes in, often ends with a sexual reference.[3]
Meatspin.com was the first Foshata to ever be created. The message chosen “YOU ARE OFFICIALLY GAY :-)” is now traditional for each Foshatist to put use in their first Foshargy.
Your mom is a foshata, go write random shit on her with a sharpie.
Foshata
The last Foshata
14.02.2007 23:51
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
Who was Abner Louima? To many he was an Haitian and an hero. But to the men and women of New York’s Finest -the NYPD- he was a fucking hot peice of ass and a target for plunger target practise.
All *you* need to know?
The words:
‘nigger’,
’sexually abused’,
‘in a ‘bathroom’,
‘police station’,
‘kicked in the groin’,
’sodomized with a plunger’,
’severe internal damage’,
‘intestines’,
‘bladder’,
‘teeth’ and
‘Officer Volpe next moved through the precinct, holding the bloody, feces-stained instrument’
(in that order) are all part of his legacy to Black History Month.
Mr. Abner Louima, ED salutes you for your distinguished service to the Ministry of LOL.
Louima later sued and received 8 million dollars for his ’suffering’ (more like *pleasuring* amiright?). He now lives in Florida in a plunger-free environment.
Nigger
Police
The Man
Pervert
Goatse
Rape
Buttsecks
Plunger
Anus
Butthurt
Pwnd
Drama
Law suit
I’m all up ur arse abusin’ ur p00pz.
*CNN:* NYPD officer mistakes Skinny for blocked toilet.
*CNN:* 30 years with no Internets for cop who admitted sodomizing a “nigger”.
*New York Times:* Justice for Loima; enough money to fill his Grand Canyon.
The whole shebangabang.
Get the Roto-Rooter jingle for your cell phone!
14.02.2007 23:51
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
Competition bodybuilding is done by lifting lots of weights to maximize muscle mass whereas olympic weightliftas workout to make themselves stronger. Bodybuilders are very sexy, if you find fugly veins, tiny penises, and outrageous vanity to be a turn on. Stupid to start with, bodybuilders add to their natural retardation by taking steroids, though they will vehemently deny it. Yeah, it’s all protein shakes, egg white omelets and creatine.
To troll a bodybuilder, tell him his triceps look small. This will send him into a blinding rage. He will try to throw you hella far but will only destroy his monitor before he realizes he can’t squish someone in an internet conversation. Then he will go to the gym to sulk and pump up his triceps.
Female bodybuilders are identical to male bodybuilders except they have to wear bikini tops over the misshapen chest area where their breasts used to be.
It fell into disfavor when people discovered guns but became popular again when Arnold Schwarzenegger proved that determination, hard work, and six-pack glutes can make a person rich and famous despite stupidity and the inability to speak English.
GameDaily Community Forum: Why I Think Drinking Is Bad
“God, all bodybuilders are retards, and a danger to not only themselves but to society as well. Get that muscle gained through artificial means off their bodies and the world will be a better place, I say! [...] And after we get rid of the buff people, we’ll kill the fat people and use their oil-laden bodies to feed the starving children in Africa, who by the way, WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN STARVING if those self-absorbed egocentric selfish bodybuilders hadn’t been wasting all of those calories! Viva la normality!” –Bolt
Testosterone Nation Forum
“I just think Shugart takes a much bigger swipe at the fatter guys than the skinnier guys. It seems like he’s saying ‘Fuck you, you 350lb tub of lard! You should be 9% bodyfat!!! Shame on you!!!’” –RIT Jared
Wanna Be Big Bodybuilding — What Separates Us From Them
“Im an athelete, not a bodybuilder, and the number one irritating comment I hear is ‘You are so lucky to be so slim!’. I tell my friends that the hardest excercise I do every day is the one where I knock the stuffing out of the big fat, lazy, chocolate eating, tv watching, asswipe that lives deep inside of me.”
Jock
Pro-ana
Arnold Schwarzenegger
14.02.2007 23:51
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
A self-troll is when someone inadvertantly trolls either themselves or a group they associate themselves with.
Example:
<pre>
<@fubster> INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
:: fubster sets mode +b fubster!*@* on channel #ed
:: fubster has been kicked from #ed by fubster (use of phrase information superhighway)
</pre>.
See also: Democrats
14.02.2007 23:51
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
In fact, you get genital herpes because you are a whore, and it eats away at your loosened-up beef curtains. Feel free to treat those with genital herpes like the smegma-sucking, santorum-licking low-life shits that they are.
14.02.2007 23:51
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
Back in those days they didn’t really have much computing power, nothing like what we have today with the Intel Pentium II or AMD. No, instead they worked with such machines as the DEC PDP-15 and had to work until the 1980 when the 386 computer and Windows made computers much easier and affordable so people could actualy use their dial up network.
It was during this time when you could log on to the main screen and use a primitive E-mail system.
You needed to remember your address and your friends. For example * 23674,34973@compuserve.com* might be your mother’s e-mail address or not. Long before the age of relational databases, Compuserve was in development for 11 or more years.
Some time later this thing called AOL came around and it was better. It had porn and cyber sex with 16 year old girls. AOL eventually purchased all of Compuserve and it slowly melted away into cyberspace forever.
14.02.2007 23:51
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
A venture capital operation run by Ray Noorda. Canopy is notorious for its controlling stake in SCO.
14.02.2007 23:51
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
A self-troll is when someone inadvertantly trolls either themselves or a group they associate themselves with.
Example:
<pre>
<@fubster> INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
:: fubster sets mode +b fubster!*@* on channel #ed
:: fubster has been kicked from #ed by fubster (use of phrase information superhighway)
</pre>.
See also: Democrats
14.02.2007 23:51
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
*Freewebs* is a website that provides webhosting as well as webbuilding, blogging and gay porn utilities, but sadly lacks any spellchecking features. Imagine combining livejournal with dreamhost and then taking out anything that is good about it, that is Freewebs. Web pages hosted here tend to be made by n00bs who don’t have the skillz to learn to make webpages. What this means is that most sites rival MySpace in the flashy colours and stupid crap.
Freewebs is not only gay, it is also a breeding spot for grammar nazi’s, fatties, furries and dolphin rapists.
Once you sign up for a Freewebs page, your inbox is automatically spamed with offers of penis enlargement, cheap sales on XXS condoms and other of the kind that is useful to the average freewebs user.
1 Free hosting features
2 Freewebs paid features
3 What you will find on Freewebs
4 See also
5 Example sites
*Free*webs offers these *free* features for *no cost* (thats right, *free*)
Easy siter builder: So that no work is required to make these useless websites
Easy to use file uploader – At least 100 times slower than through FTP, requires reloading (and in some browers, relogging in) between each file. May not work, see searching Encyclopædia Dramatica
Photo albums: Display your collection of furry pornography for others to see
Blog: Livejournal – Features = Freewebs blogging service
Site promotion: Freewebs have a forum for saying how k3w1 your shit website is to other fucktarded lusers. The sites seriously get hits and positive guestbook comments even if there is no content
Web Polls: Would you like to see me in:
A cheerleading outfit
A netball uniform
A all-body latex fursuit (OMG OXYMORON)
Nothing
Web commerce – What’s better than a useless website? One that sells useless shit. Web commerce lets you sell stuff or accept donations via paypal, therefore allowing for a lot of camwhoring from the 16-year-old girls who use Freewebs.
Web forms – Like webpolls except it can have text boxes etc and sends submissions to the users inbox. Freewebs lets a user have 30 submissions a month on a free account, which definately he/she won’t use. If someone writes an stupid article on ED about their crappy Freewebs site, use this to spam the shit out of them with old memes and your mom jokes
Guestbook – “HI OMG” “OMG HI” “LOL OMG
Unlimited bandwidth – Physically impossible, not that anyone on Freewebs would need it
Not that it makes sense, but these are Freewebs features that you have to pay for:
DNS – This is what lets you use a domain name
Domain name – What you need to hide the fact you are hosted on a shitty webhost
FTP – Quick way to upload, too 1337 for free service (all other webhosts, free or not, have this)
PHP and MySQL – Come on, anyone who could even write a simple guestbook in php wouldn’t use Freewebs, let alone pay for it
Space – Want to store more hawt photos of yourself? Buy more space
Dignity – Opps, that’s a mistake. You can’t even buy that when you host at Freewebs
“OMH hI 2 U, WELCOMe To MY WebSize That I maDe”
Spam
Porn
16-year-old girls
Engrish dipshits
Spam
Webcomics
Links to shitty forums
Advertising
Spam
BLT
Spam
Better webhosting
Webcomic
Idiot
Camwhore
hepkitten
Tanoshinde – Full of foshatas
Fake Sun – The sun is fake…
~*~*~HI INTERNET~*~*~ – Goatse’s cool website
Comic Kid Comics – Thinks we care
Angelbabe’s site – 16-year-old girl with every fucking annoying javascript thingy that teh internets has to <s>offer</s> copy and paste
Come anytime for a tea party wit… – Another 16-year-old girl (there are a lot of them on freewebs) with a fat fetish
NG BBS Gold Mine – One site on Freewebs that doesn’t suck, Newgrounds drama archive
Cheetah’s Cage – Home of a furry faggot who rants about homosexual’s rights in font size=5
14.02.2007 23:51
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
A meme that has been overly posted, and is usually completely useless. “Old meme” was coined by insub in reference to the URL meme game commonly played there as a way to mock those posting memes which were already in the meme database. Sometimes called “tired old jokes”
Some argue that after a meme is too old to be funny, it can again become funny by being extremely unfunny. People who make this argument are usually referred to by the internets as fags. Here’s an example of old memes wearing themselves thin very fast.
7-11 slurpies
13 year old boys
16 year old girls
42
2007
All your base are belong to us
At least 100 years ago
ban_set list
Centipede filled vagina
Chuck Norris
Ebaumsworld
Fifty Hitler Post
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Funny
Goggles
Habbo Raid 2
Hamster/Jesus/whatever dance
I did it for the lulz.
in the ass
Jameth
Maddox
Monty Python
Needs more cowbell
Icons with syringes
Numa numa
O rly
Old Meme
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Secret crush meme
Serial adding
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
Star Wars Kid
Tucker Max
HTML:
<pre>
<a href="http://www.encyclopediadram…
<img src="http://www.encyclopediadram…
border="0" alt="OLD MEME">
</a>
</pre>
BBCode:
<pre>
[url=http://www.encyclopediadram...]
[img]http://www.encyclopediadram…[/img]
[/url]
</pre>
14.02.2007 23:51
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
*StukaFox* aka Starless and Bible Black is batshit insane ex-furry and former member of Portal of Evil who LEFT 4EVAR after causing gigantic drama on the forums. He has a frustrated sexual obsession with furry drama queen Xydexx.
User Page on POE
14.02.2007 23:51
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
1 Typical Posts
2 Moderation
3 Fun Facts
4 See also
Often the typical *iconrants* post pretends to be clever and witty about posts in <img src=”http://pr0n.encyclopediadra…” alt=”Image:Community.gif” width=”16″ height=”16″ longdesc=”/index.php/Image:Community.gif” /> *icon_tutorial*. Members of iconrants religiously watch *icon_tutorial* and then race each other to make fun of the latest genuine questions. Often they forget what their skillz were like before they stole Photoshop. They are in dire need of a life offline.
All caps
E-heart attacks over mundane things
Size 5 Font
Examples of shit graphics
Netspeak in so-called sarcasm
When not ranting about <img src=”http://pr0n.encyclopediadra…” alt=”Image:Community.gif” width=”16″ height=”16″ longdesc=”/index.php/Image:Community.gif” /> *icon_tutorial*, posts will often express dislike at trends such as red dots on icons, font that looks like dots, and dotted borders on graphics. Friends only rants are also common. Comments follow in enthusiastic agreement, often with deep expressions such as, “OMG SRSLY!”
The nerds at iconrants love themselves so much that they have made <img src=”http://pr0n.encyclopediadra…” alt=”Image:Community.gif” width=”16″ height=”16″ longdesc=”/index.php/Image:Community.gif” /> *ranting_icons*, a community in which they make each other’s wank into icons.
Nardasarmy has at least 100 icons stating that she is a moderator. DO NOT FORGET.
Although she owns the community, she actually makes questionable graphics. Oh, the irony!
None of the other moderators ever contribute anything.
Every member has at least one Harry Potter icon.
Every member is required to have either a Veronica Mars, Supernatural, or Lost icon in order to post.
<img src=”http://pr0n.encyclopediadra…” alt=”Image:Userinfo.gif” width=”17″ height=”17″ longdesc=”/index.php/Image:Userinfo.gif” /> *allyoops* and <img src=”http://pr0n.encyclopediadra…” alt=”Image:Userinfo.gif” width=”17″ height=”17″ longdesc=”/index.php/Image:Userinfo.gif” /> *nardasarmy* actually love each other’s manginas. Her husband doesn’t mind. He’s also gay.
The author of this article is not banned from the community.
Nardasarmy’s icons at _retarded_icons LiveJournal
Icons
Basement dwellers
14.02.2007 23:51
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
He will eat your fucking face, as well as everything else on this planet. Contrary to popular belief, its name is not derived from the fact, that its face looks a woman’s vagina, but because it’ll crawl into your camel toe, just like centipedes do. Therefore it is responsible for a lot of drama among GIs in the Arabian deserts, where these cephalopods spend most of their time. This vermin is considered a pest by the native inhabitants, because it throws sand in the eyes and ears of their camels.
1 Camel Spiders: The Unholy, Unliving Legend
2 The camel spider as a fursuit
3 Famous camel spiders
4 External Links
What few soldiers have survived the horrors of the camel spider have brought back horrific, even unbelievable tales of the camel spider.
Camel spiders can grow to be as large as dinner plates.
Camel spiders can traverse desert sand at speeds up to 25 MPH, making screaming noises as they run.
Camel spiders can jump several feet in the air.
Camel spiders eat the stomachs of camels and lay their eggs there, hence the name “camel spider.” (Legend includes the detail that camel spiders eat camel stomachs from either the outside in or the inside out. In the former case they supposedly jump up from the ground and grab onto camels’ bellies from underneath; in the latter case exactly how spiders allegedly as large as dinner plates get into camels’ stomachs intact remains unexplained.)
Camel spiders are venomous, and their venom contains a powerful anesthetic that numbs their victims (thus allowing them to gnaw away at living, immobilized animals without being noticed). U.S. soldiers were said to have been attacked by camel spiders at night but remained completely unaware of their plight until they awakened in the morning to find chunks of their flesh missing.
These people are liars who only heard about camel spiders from hearsay, for to see a real, live camel spider is to die by their horrible diseases, which require a massive 35 fortitude saving throw to resist, and is spread through the air in a 30′ radius. (Victims are slowly driven mad, as this is a power granted them by Cthulhu himself as harbingers of the End of Days. Damage is 2d6 wisdom per day.)
Although the camel spider is undead, it cannot be turned, and in fact, any cleric must make a wisdom save against 20 to keep his faith and cast any spells at all.
Camel spiders attack via a concentrated venom spray (with a range of 30′, 18 attack bonus, 2d6 damage + blindness – reflex save vs. 15 to resist). They then pounce, from as far as 20 feet away, and, if their bite attack is successful, they burrow into their hapless host, from which they emerge a mere 3 rounds of combat later, having laid dozens of eggs which will eventually burst forth from the abdomen of their prey.
The only thing a camel spider fears is the allmighty natural 20.
It is widely believed that there is no actual insurgency in Iraq, and that all casualties are the direct consequence of a single “Queen Phase” camel spider. Many US-made fortifications are made out of the carapaces of slain camel spiders, and it is said that the whole of Iraq is actually the collapsed exoskeleton of one of these behemoths.
This creature is a favourite amongst furries to practice their outrageous sexual habits, especially tentacle rape. The thin hairy feet of the camel spider fit into nearly any human orifice you can possibibly think of and prolong an extraordinary orgasm of which too much tension will eventually lead to castration. Even sightings of cleavage have occured, of course.. only from white gay boys. Unlikely as it may seem, statistics tell us 3 out of 10 people have had or will have sex with a man dressed as a camel spider, the only question remaining is; when?
Dramacrat
Adolf Hitler
Kermit
Papa Smurf
Carlos Mencia
Snopes page.
14.02.2007 23:51
Anonymous does not forgive. a écrit:
Your worst nightmare in the shape of a harmless-looking web application, Frienditto’s mission was to allow LiveJournal and craigslist users to archive any post they could see. It seemed especially good if someone seems like they might have drama remorse and you want to archive the lulz for all to share.
When you saw one of your LiveJournal entries posted on Frienditto, the wisest course of action was to start the Cycle of Blame.
1 Sordid History
2 Frienditto (verb)
3 Friendittowned (adjective)
4 Current Status
5 See Also
6 External Links
The actual writer of the Frienditto script remains unknown, but many people — from jameth to hep to lj abuse — have been suspected as the original author.
The site appeared in early March, 2005. It was still in beta at that time and, though never intended to be publically available, was being put to limited use by insider LJDrama authors and Encyclopedia Dramatica editors for archiving in their posts.
Shortly after its inception, often estimated as March 3, 2005 (05:30 EST), Frienditto broke, and the ensuing period is referred to as the “drama bomb.” When it hit, there were posts on many LiveJournals with topics such as “PSA: Frienditto” and “FRIENDITTO: DON’T USE!!!!”. These posts followed a formula of complete misinformation about Frienditto and how it worked, followed by the obligatory “if you use Frienditto, take me off your friends list now!” warning and, of course, ending with comments such as “thanks for posting this, do you mind if I post it in my journal?” and “This is terrible! How can it be legal??!?” The outcry was universal. This drama fallout lasted from approximately the time of the drama bomb until March 11, 2005, when the site was taken down.
The second round of drama resulted when a list of ban_set commands, consisting mostly of hundreds of people who had nothing to do with frienditto, floated through the paranoid and ignorant lj hoopleheads.
In early May 2005, the site was re-launched with many new added features, including craigslist functionality and a new, very powerful, very expensive attorney. Frienditto is now also supplemented by Ghettoditto for added drama.
To out someone’s secrets via *Frienditto*
To have one’s secrets outed via *Frienditto*
Someone who had been pwned by Frienditto could be described as *friendittowned*. Ditto Cops, the Frienditto vigilante watchdog group, wanted to use this term to refer to pwning Frienditto itself. Unfortunately for them, the owners of the friendittowned.com domain name was the same group who owned frienditto.com, thus creating a meta-friendittown.
Bantown Labs will be soon proud to present Frienditto for Windows, which will be the newest member of the iDrama suite.
Frienditto for windows will allow the user to cache all edrama for later lulz both publically and on the privacy of your own harddrive.
Coming soon to a Bantown outlet near you!
ghettoditto
hep’s position paper about FD detailing the infamous Drama Yacht.
<img src=”http://pr0n.encyclopediadra…” alt=”Image:Userinfo.gif” width=”17″ height=”17″ longdesc=”/index.php/Image:Userinfo.gif” /> *dondarkstalker’*s parody animation, Frienditto Wing.
Ghostlight posts about Frienditto being the apocolypse and a bunch of people go nuts.
<img src=”http://pr0n.encyclopediadra…” alt=”Image:Userinfo.gif” width=”17″ height=”17″ longdesc=”/index.php/Image:Userinfo.gif” /> *lori* posts about Frienditto being a stalker and a bunch of people overreact to fortnight-old information.
The only way to destroy Frienditto is with a poorly made icon and scare German people.
Ditto Cops! Oh the irony, because IRL police powers don’t extend to information gathering in the absence of a crime. However, Ditto COPS might be more entertaining to the insomniac than the FOX TV show.
*Related People*
<small>Jameth | Girlvinyl | Hepkitten | Ghettofinger | Scarlet | Jeremyjx | Crayolacrime | Weev | Quasidan | Samia | Kevn</small>
14.02.2007 23:51
lutin malin a écrit:
Bon va falloir trouver une solution antispam. Là ça devient vraiment pète-burnes.
Qui plus est ” Anonymous does not forgive”: coincidence ou punition divine?^^
En gros je suis assez d’accord avec Nix, le flood massif devait être rigolo sur le moment mais de là à le rapporter en article sur le site, mouaif.
14.02.2007 23:54
Shikaze a écrit:
Waouh, joli. Je dois avouer que si c’est pas une /i/nvasion en règle, la personne qui a fait ça avait du temps de libre.
15.02.2007 00:29
